Story Of The Orkut

The Story....

A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident....

but the girl's name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guy grew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20?s, achievement in itself!!.

He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make a software where he could search for his girlfriend through the web..

Things went as planned...

Eventually, he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!!

It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a word with this guy and took over this application.

This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year,
which we today know as ORKUT .




The guy's name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN . Yes its named after him only. Today he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping. He is expected to be the richest person by 2009.

ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8 to monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000 friend-requests a day & about 85,000 scraps!!!

Some other Cool Facts about this guy:

* He gets $12 from Google when every person registers to this website.

* He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.

* He gets $8 when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets $6 if anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.

* He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.

* He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.

* He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list.

* He gets $2 when you become somebody's fan.

* He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.

* He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.

* He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.

* He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend's scrap-book & $0.5 every time you view your friend's friend-list.


"Moral of the story"?


LOSE GIRLFRIEND AND MAKE BILLIONS !!!!

PRICELESS!!!

This brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the longest passenger airplane ever built, sits just outside its hangar in Toulouse , France without a single hour of airtime

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Here comes the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine run-ups, before its delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi .

The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area.

Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.



The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had All 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off, but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc..)




Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm. This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air. The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward.

The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.

Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.




The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown because Coverage of the story is indeed an insult to the Arabs

Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.

One French Airbus: $200 million dollars
Untrained Arab Flight Crew: $300,000 Yearly Salary
Unread Operating Manual: $300
Aircraft meets retaining wall and the wall wins.


PRICELESS!!!

"And that's why God gave them camels"!

God's Appointed Time

Soon, At The Appointed Time …
GOD Will Bring An End To Crime
GOD Will Soon Halt All Hurt – Crying
GOD Will Stop All Those Lying

Soon, At God’s Appointed Time …
Mt. Zion’s Children Will Homeward Climb
And When God’s Son Begins To Shine
All Earth Will See The Sign (Matt.24: 30)

Soon, At God’s Appointed Time …
The Moment Has Been Set and Primed
Angels Will Gather Wrath-Grape Vines (Rev.16: 19)
Blood Will Flow Like Deep, Red Wine (Rev.16: 3-6)

Soon, At God’s Appointed Time …
Not By Your Schedule Or Even Mine
You’ll Have To Choose Which Side or Line
And Which Offer To Decline (Rev.13: 16-18)

Soon, At God’s Appointed Time …
The Clock Is Ticking – It Won’t Rewind
So There’s No use For You To Whine
When There’s Nothing Left To Find …

When You Finally See What Kind
Of Substance Is In Your Spine (Rev.21: 8)
And In Your Heart and Mind
Will You Be Left In A Bind? (Rev.9: 6)

Soon, At God’s Appointed Time
The Universe Will Hear The Chime!
It Won’t Be Late Or Lag Behind
When The Birds Of Heaven Dine … (Rev.19: 17,18)

… At GOD’s Appointed Time …
At GOD’s Appointed Time